Reviews From A Child
Find out what I think about everything...
Friday, 20 September 2013
Sunday, 1 September 2013
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
I love the Percy Jackson books. I thought the film would be boring and be like the book. I was wrong. The film was amazing and it wasn't completely copying the book (that's a good thing). I got more suprises. There were also some very funny bits. Also, Tantulus from the book wasn't in it. In the film, Percy, Clarisse, Annabeth, Tyson and Grover go to find the Golden Fleece so Thalia's tree can survive. But is this a good or bad thing?
I would rate this film
5/5
I would rate this film
5/5
The Smurfs 2
I really liked the first Smurfs film I saw 2 years ago. I hoped The Smurfs 2 would be just as good. It wasn't. Smufette got captured and 4 other smurfs tried to save her from the now-famous Gargamel. That simple sentence was dragged out into 105 minutes! Some of it was exciting, some not. I know that this was a short review but I'm going to rate it now.
2/5
2/5
Dr Who
I like Dr Who. It's very exciting.
What I like about Dr Who
It's exciting.
It's funny.
It's creepy.
There are lots of episode to watch.
When the Dr regenerates, his personality can change.
The Dr himself gets older, but the actors can be young then old.
What I dislike about Dr Who
I haven't heard of Peter Capaldi, the 12th Dr!
I would rate Dr Who
What I like about Dr Who
It's exciting.
It's funny.
It's creepy.
There are lots of episode to watch.
When the Dr regenerates, his personality can change.
The Dr himself gets older, but the actors can be young then old.
What I dislike about Dr Who
I haven't heard of Peter Capaldi, the 12th Dr!
I would rate Dr Who
Tuesday, 27 August 2013
The Beano
I'm going to be making up questions and then answering them.
When did I start reading The Beano?
I started reading The Beano at the end of 2009, about 4 years ago.
What's my favourite Beano comic?
It used to be Dennis the Menace, but now it's when the Beano characters have an adventure together.
Do I like Beano Turbo Battlerz?
Yes.
Do I ever read Dennis the Menace and Gnasher magazine?
Yes.
What's my favourite bit of Dennis the Menace and Gnasher magazine?
I like reading the comics that 'used to be owned by Dennis'.
What would I rate The Beano and Dennis the Menace and Gnasher (Beano Max)?
5/5
Tuesday, 20 August 2013
The Competition Kid
I was in my bedroom, reading my TWO favourite stories,
when I heard a VERY loud noise coming from outside.
I thought it was probably just a BIG spaceship flying past, so I carried
on reading.
I only had a few pages to finish when Mum started SHOUTING at me to come
downstairs.
“HURRY UP!” she called.
What now, I wondered?
Mum sounded a bit cross.
“Have you been entering competitions again?” she asked me,
while pointing to the doorway.
“NO I haven’t!” I said. (Which was true – not since the last time.)
“Then what do you call THIS?”
I had no idea what was in the box. It could have been toys, games,
money or even a console. But I had no idea! Then I realised I had entered a
competition. I must've won! The next morning, at 2:54 am, I crept down to open
the box. What the things inside it were? I had no idea. Hundreds of little
creatures came out holding a note. The note said 'Ha-ha. You thought you won a
competition. Instead, you won ants!' I felt like I was about to explode. Only one
person would send me these. That would be my enemy, Frank. The next day at
school, I saw Frank. As always, we didn’t speak to each other. I looked at him
and he laughed at me. With hundreds of loose ants around my house, what could I
do? Ask Frank to come and collect them? He would never do that. I could do
something naughty in school and blame him. I decided I would do graffiti on the
classroom walls at break time, when no one would be there. When I was doing
this I heard the door open and there was the Head Teacher, watching me graffiti
the classroom. I was in such big trouble. I got expelled! I wonder what my mum
would’ve thought of this. I told the Head Teacher that Frank had sent me a box
of ants and I was getting revenge. That (obviously) didn’t help. The next day I
was in the local newspaper. There was a shop dedicated to chalk which had to
shut down as no one wanted to be seen with chalk anymore. When I got home, I
realised it wasn’t from Frank. I had posted myself the box. It was my
handwriting. I posted it a year ago and I never received it. I just got
expelled while getting revenge on myself. How could I have been so stupid? That
was the worst day of my life!
Saturday, 17 August 2013
Cool Candle
When I was recently on holiday, my mum bought a candle holder with 'chocolate' (it was wax)! You lit a tea light at the bottom of the holder and put some 'chocolate' on top. When we blew out the tea light, we left the scented 'chocolate' on the top of the holder. When it hardened, my mum tried to get it out. Then she realised that she could slide it out. The photo is of what the Cool (cold, not hot and amazing) Candle looks like now. The place I got it from is On A Wick and A Prayer: www.onawick.co.uk
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